For Thanksgiving we went over to my Great Aunt Linda's house. Aunt Linda and Uncle Ronnie have a son named Gary and a daughter named Annette.
After Thanksgiving dinner, which was very good, we watched a football game. In the 4th quarter, I got my tarantula out and started showing people when Dad suggested that I get the tarantula out and put it up close to Annette's face and call her attention to it.
"But Daaaad," I said. "It might get hurt! What if someone steps on it?"
He said, "Oh, never mind."
"Wait - I've got an idea, Dad. I'll put it in the little jar it uses for a burrow and then put it next to Annette."
So I put it in its little jar, put my hand over the jar as a lid, and creeped over next to the couch Annette was sitting on. It was so perfect because she had her head turned the opposite way of where I was coming up next to her.
I put the jar right up about 3 inches away from her face and then called her name.
"Annette...Annette!"
aaaahhhhh!
She screamed thee most real scared scream you ever heard!
And then we all regretted we didn't have Uncle Ronnie get it on video for America's Funniest Home Videos.
So, was that funny or mean? Or both?

One day when we went to town a disaster started. Let me tell you that our fat cat Mr. Tim Bigglesworth was not interested in any of our betas only drinking their sweet fishy water. Now that day I believe we went out for ice cream @ Dairy Queen, when we got back I smelled mischief in the air, as I walked into the kitchen I saw broken glass all over the floor then I realized what it was, the wine glass that the beta was in! Since we now that wild betas in china when their puddles dry up they flop sometimes more than a mile looking for a new one I started searching quickly as I could for the beta but then I realized there was no sign of his water.

In this Week of The Carnival of Kid Comedy:

Gwen gives a little story on Charlisms at Gwibbles.

Sagerats gives a bit of a driving lesson: A Tire Lesson Learned...By the Wrong Child! - High Desert Hi-Jinks.

Kailani tells why not to ask if she/he wants a time out:
Too Much To Do
at The Pink Diary.

Loni tells us how a pinwheel can keep you home with: Car vs Pinwheel Toy - Don't try this at home!
At Finding JOY in the Morning.

Mama Duck shows some cute pics at Lil Duck Duck in the post: His favorite part of the pumpkin patch… (WW) .

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Don't read the rest of this,
just stop right now because
it wont tell you anything so
just stop, really right now,
I told you it wouldn't tell you anything.

There that can be my submission since I am a kid
:D